Pa pa l’ americano! (Snookie dance)
Whooaaa! It’s July 4th, kiddies. Yes, I am proudly Canadian…
but I like our big brother to the south (Hi America! * waves *) My father’s wife comes from there, Bawwwssttton to be exact, so it’s always a special day for them!
So today I stand amongst my fellow Canadians, wishing I was BBQing in blue, red and white and say Happy Independence Day! Parts of you I can’t stand…
and other parts I love (like this shirt that I wear proudly!)
and of course… this gem of a song.
So you go Yankees! Party it up, I’ll be cheering for you in the 2012 Summer Olympics (cuz we can’t seem to do well there, ever).
USA! USA! USA!