March 17, 2013 – here we go again.
Every year I start to dread St. Patrick’s Day. I mean, I love it, don’t get me wrong. Drinking? Sign me right up. But seeing someone hurl green beer by 2 pm is just not a pretty sight. It’s also an excuse for people to get daysted and make frat-house-like decisions at all ages. What boggles my mind even more is the amount of people that pull out the, “like, my cousin’s grandfather is Irish.” Ummm, no. His Granda would be Irish, if you were in fact speaking the truth. Opening up the holiday to everyone and their Uncle is fine, but if you want to high 5 your fellow Irishman, here’s a few tips on spotting the wannabes.